Lord have mercy on us

I was going to do a post on fashion dessasters of all kinds, but Rihanna is such a big fashion dissaster, she deserves a post just for herself. I think her alter ego's name is Guetrina. Mix of Gueto with hurricane Katrina. I mean dont get me wrong Vic B also have her bad days, but Rihanna is for sure the worst dressed person on earth. Not only because she does it so many times, but also because she still thats being a fashionista. I mean doesnt she has friends? Please someone tell her thats not cool.

Actually i think she and Lady Gaga are very competent in being fashionistas.....in a world where Paris Hilton is the president of the United States. Is how i always say girl WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN???? I think fashion also has to fit your personality. I mean if Victoria Beckham wears a dress like this one bellow i would have found it bad, but not screaming bad. I dont know theres something about her personality that just do not match the over the top fashion attitude she puts out. She is young, tanned, curvy, fun and should wear pieces that are more age and personality appropriated. All the rest should be less, less of everything. Volume should be used very carefully, or you use it on the hips, or in the shoulders. The brigth paterns also add more to the mess, making the dress look like a mixture of red roses and a car accident.
Less of everything and more hair because her haircuts have been horrendous, i dont know whos your hair stylist honey, but he for sure is not your best friend. Actually not of your stylists are. I mean do you even have friends to tell you THAT does not look good? Honestly is one dissaster after another, from head to toe. If I were you i would buy a wig from Real Housewifes of Atlanta Kim Zolciak and rock it full time.

The one above is for the statement beware i could bite....too. Grrrrr

This one below i saw in a blog and the person put the tag biker chic. First of all where is the biker anyways? I mean looking around i saw many blogs where she was considered the fashion icon of the year, and people saying her haircuts are the best one seen this year.

She needs to put her acts toguether, its too much of everything, and too much of everything looking cheap. Add some classic pieces, throw out some stuff and fire your stylist.

outrangeous fashion/people that we love.....to hate

And believe me this is not even the worst of then. Thats comming in the next post.
Outrageous fashion is the kind of fashion that is terrible but for some reason is so out there it kind of makes sense. Outrageous people that use this kind of fashion are people that are very out there too. Just like JLo, Mary from the Block, and a very very dear sweet friend of mine.

I mean don’t get me wrong I LOOOOOOVE her, she`s got nails bigger then a sasquatch (Pe Grande), a different color every week to match her earrings, bag, notebook, shoes, clothes etc. But you know what who cares her parties are the best, loots of champagne, loots of French cuisine, she is always so kind I would die for her. She`s a really good friend besides her romantic choices. Honey you deserve better, but that`s another thing. By the way my choices have been terrible to so far so dear you are not the only one. But you know what my mom always says? Good things happen for those who wait.

Believe it or not the above outfit was designed by Cavalli. Well when it comes to him, everything is possible anyways.

Lady Gaga in her fresh furnication to go outfit, above

Vic in an outfit that reminds me of the naked news journalist, or a naturist air attendant, we all know where this is gonna end, above.

Zebra panic

I just used my curtains because i wanted to do a Scarlet Ohara dramatic entrance....

Versace Heaven

A very famous Brazilian fashion designer, that I admire very much for his personality besides his talent, the late Clodovil Hernandez used to say Gianni Versace is the designer responsible for transforming the woman in a whore. Maybe because he comes from a generation of designers used to the Jackie O, Maria Teresa Goulart/ first lady kind of glamour. The 80ths brought up a new kind of new Yorker, cosmopolitan inspired aggressive kind of woman that is not afraid to use her curves and her claws to get where she wants in her career and life.

I mean, dont get me wrong first lady/ classic fashion is great, and theres no mistake about it if you ask Carla Bruni but dont you guys think we need a lil bit of Victoria Beckham extravaganza to spice things up, or even to say urggggg thats so Mary from the Block! Well Carla used to be much more fun anyways when she was not married and a female Dom Juan.

More than anything Gianni designed for a woman that is not afraid to show her sensuality/ sexuality, and that’s always very good for the evolution of society. Not that sexuality should be used to get what you want, but it takes a little bit of shock for a change, and Gianni’s fashion shock expressed the need to feel better about ourselves towards our sensuality. Its like Lucas a dear friend of mine would say, If you wanna be rich, you gotta be a bitch LOL. Gianni came along with it, passing for his designs this new filestyle. Just like Channel did in the early 1900 freeing women from long, complicated and very tight outfits and giving then the freedom necessary for their growing independence. I think fashion goes along with culture and is a very powerful tool for women and society liberation.

So even tho I love Clodovil personally and his integrity, I have to disagree with him in this one. By the way Donatella Versace is doing a wonderful job, transforming women in Goddess, that’s what I felt when I first saw the models bellow. Goddess in the Olympus. Sometimes I think Donatella just like Cavalli are way too much Mary from the Block, exaggerated and Mexican soap opera prom night but I admit those dresses are what I call divine fashion!

Hunkepedia

Just to heat up and start or restart my blog with the right foot, I proudly present you bitches Georges Saint Pierre. The good news is that he is my friend on myspace (die!). The bad news is that he’s got other 5000000 friends and couldn’t care less about me :-(
He is a mixed martial arts athlete from Montreal, for the ones who live in Mars and have not yet heard of him or goggled him. What I most admire about him is his personality, yes I know it sounds fake and cliché specially when he was such a nice outside.

So pra esquentar e comecar meu blog com o pe direito eu orgulhosamente apresento a voces peruas Georges Saint Pierre. A boa noticia e que ele e meu amigo no myspace, e ma e que ele tem outros 500000 amigos e nao ta nem ai pra mim :-(

Ele e um atleta de artes marciais (vale tudo) de Montreal para aqueles que nao tem google em casa ou que moram em marte. O que mais admiro nele e sua personalidade, eu sei que parece coisa de novela mexicana, especialmente quando o lado de fora nao e nada mau, como vcs podem ver.

But honestly I really admire the fact that he is still humble, has always been polite and a good sportsman with his fight adversaries. Even when they are like BJ Penn who accused him of using steroids and greasing himself up to avoid BJs ground strategy. But thats because he lost his 2 fights against GSP, no one took those complains seriously.

Mais sinceramente o que realmente admiro e o fato dele continuar a ser uma pessoa tao humilde, sempre educado e com espirito esportivo com seus adversarios. Mesmo quando o adversario nao e dos mais educados como BJ Penn que o acusou de usar anabolizantes e de usar vaselina no corpo para dificultar o jiu jitso de BJ no solo. Mais isso so porque ele perdeu feio as duas lutas contra Georges, ninguem levou a serio.

The first thing he did with the UFC money was to pay off his family mortgage and he keeps a very close relationship with then. I also admire very much the fact that he had a difficult life, his father had problems with alcohol, and he was bullied at school. Actually the fact that once he was beat up for bullies in school until his head bleed was the reason why he started learning karate at first by his father and latter with a professional. His dream with UFC (Ultimate Figthing Championship) started when he saw a Brazilian, Royce Gracie win much bigger adversaries in a 93 UFC fight. And GSP that once worked as a trash man to help pay for his training, now owns the UFC Welterweight title.

A primeira coisa que ele fez com o dinheiro que ganhou no UFC foi pagar o emprestimo da casa dos pais, ele continua a ter lacos muito fortes com sua familia. Eu tambem adimiro o fato que GSP teve uma infancia muito dificil, o pai tinha problemas com alcolismo, ele ele apanhava dos brutalhoes na escola. Alias o fato de que ele apanhou tanto na escola um dia que sua cabeca sangrou o motivou a aprender karate, primeiro com seu pai e depois com um profissional. Seu sonho com UFC comecou depois que assistiu o brasileiro Royce Gracie vencer adversarios muito maiores em 93. E Georges que um dia trabalhou como lixeiro na gelada Montreal, hoje e o campeao peso meio pesado do UFC.

The last fight I saw from him was UFC 100 against the brazilian Tiago Alves. LOL I saw it in a bar called Melrose here in Calgary. When I arrived to the place it was like me and another girl and 100 men inside the place with some craaaazy American bull riders that came for Stampede hitting on me like crocodiles over zebras crossing the Nile. And other 80 very muscular guys that made me feel like I was in the steroids overdose section of hell, or heaven. I never saw so many men together at the same place and at the end I was so drunk the only thing I could see was GSP but haaa its like I always say: Too much testosterone for my system......at the same time, at the same place.

A ultima luta de Georges que assisti foi UFC 100 contra o brasileiro Tiago Alves. Foi em um bar aqui em Calgary chamado Melrose. Quando cheguei no lugar era tipo uns 100 homens eu e uma outra menina. Tinham uns cowboys americanos que vieram pro Stampede Rodeio completamente loucos dando em cima de mim que nem crocodilo atraz de zebra no Nilo. E outros 80 caras super musculosos que parecia que eu morri e estava no ceu, ou inferno daqueles que morreram de overdose de anabolizante. Nunca vi tanto homem junto no mesmo lugar e no final eu estava tao tonta que nem vi a luta hauhauhua So focava mesmo na bunda do GSP pra me localizar na parada. Haa e como eu sempre digo: Muita testosterona pro meu sistema, na mesma hora..e no mesmo lugar.